{"product_id":"im-afraid-youve-got-dragons","title":"I'm Afraid You've Got Dragons","description":"\u003cb\u003eA \u003ci\u003eUSA TODAY \u003c\/i\u003eBestseller\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cb\u003eFrom the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Last Unicorn\u003c\/i\u003e comes a \"gorgeous and vibrant and wistfully fantastic\" (Travis Baldree, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author of \u003ci\u003eLegends and \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eLattes\u003c\/i\u003e) new novel in which a loveable cast of characters trapped within their roles of dragon hunter, princess, and more must come together to take their fates into their own hands.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDragons are common in the backwater kingdom of Bellemontagne, coming in sizes from mouse-like vermin all the way up to castle-smashing monsters. Gaius Aurelius Constantine Heliogabalus Thrax (who would much rather people call him Robert) has recently inherited his deceased dad's dead job as a dragon catcher\/exterminator, a career he detests with all his heart in part because he likes dragons, feeling a kinship with them, but mainly because his dream has always been the impossible one of transcending his humble origin to someday become a prince's valet. Needless to say, fate has something rather different in mind...","brand":"S\u0026s\/Saga Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44002698788929,"sku":"9781668025284","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/5008\/9793\/files\/imageloader_3f394e0b-02be-4819-8654-8bd4cd52273d.jpg?v=1780341258","url":"https:\/\/parchmentandpotions.com\/products\/im-afraid-youve-got-dragons","provider":"Parchment \u0026 Potions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}